I hear that Google spiders don’t like content with F word, well, F you fly– but all that for tremendous amount of respect I owe you, nothing else, I still hold the emotions and I want to let them out. Should I type ‘fornication under the consent of the king’ every time? Fuck is one of the few words, which allow expressing sadness, loneliness, anger and everything and all emotions combined together at the same time. Possibility—may be—“but I am yet to see you do without God and Evolution too for that matter”. But that hasn’t got to do with the obsession—solecism perhaps—you just proved it— that is what it is. I wish word ‘fuck’ were divisible, into approximately 7 particles increased linearly, so that I could throw the individual pieces without meaning what the word collectively means, and still mean what I want to mean, you know.

Expressions in fuck:

shocked: Oh faaak! (Lasts for about .911 seconds); neither to short, nor gets lost, just about there kind of expression

Desire: Fuuck man! (It is kind of gape, the one that happens after watching something like Niagara Falls)

Guilty: fuck (it is a very-2 quick snap)– it is easy to guess why

Frustrated: Plain: ‘fuck yourself’

Sad: Faaaaaauck man (extended sigh on the A’s and just that ‘u’ slipped in so that it doesn’t mean “fake”)

Loneliness: Hfffmmuck (you exhale the air and suddenly chip in with ‘ck’, just in time—have to be skilled to do that)

Your girlfriend or boyfriend has slept with someone else: you close your eyes, you resist saying the word—it is a silent fuck-sigh; you just don’t know who (what) to fuck any more (it is sometimes called: to be fucked)

Though, you can coin words after enough practice, for e.g. Awesome: IncredFuckingble. Tired of shopping: Shopfucked (it just comes naturally, while driving a car or something, but it isn’t that easy—yes I am a stupid fuck, happy?)

Substitutes for the F word (why I reject them like women reject (almost all) desperate guys):

Faggot: A bit racial according to me, it is un-natural

Sucks: Middle class managers use that sometimes and “suck you” conveys wrong information (lacks that killer punch)

Bullshit: I really have nothing to say (it is self explanatory)

Cu**: Na, just doesn’t work out, too many female readers come here

Son of a bitch: Bitches never give birth to one I thought

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But I don’t know why I am talking about substitutes when I don’t know–The who? Yes ‘the who’ must have been ‘the who’? But fuck isn’t that fun to listen to for lots of ears; some ears just aren’t enough dirty to pull the word off. It is sometimes really difficult to know which ear likes it and which ones don’t. I take the chance anyhow, but I do end up disappointing few sometimes. There are lots of times when I set the playfield straight by just slipping the word in a sentence in a matter of fact manner, I can see the humbling flinch on the faces (more of a distort) just after I use the word, when the audience is beyond the norms where fuck can be used and “forgotten”. But that is my chance, to convey the signs of what is to come. Would you believe that a woman didn’t talk to me for 2 days when I said, “fuck you” to her?  Worst part was that I didn’t even mean it.

Modern Indian culture thinks uttering the word is “cool” in some ways, but the attraction doesn’t seem have its roots circling around emotions. In some places the word is mistaken for “insulting sex” or “rape”, really, and you might even be thought of as a rowdy and insensitive bloke, but that is an insult. I wonder how other cultures respond to F word. It is highly insensitive of people like me who utter the word even in front of parents and children, damn me. Thing is, we are discussing more than just profanity here, and English is more evolved language at least in this respect, so none of the other languages are versatile enough to have a word that can mean so many things at the same time. So whether you talk Mexican and say “chinga”, or you speak Hindi and say “ch**”, we are not really reaching there.

Technically, fuck can be used in any part of the word to mean anything, what more can people like me (who cannot write well) ask for? We can just throw that word here and there and pretend that we were “metaphorical”, you know what I mean? Other than the normal usage of where it acts as a mere intensifier, people like me, obsessed with the word, can mean “Hi” by saying “Hey fuck”. We can use the term momofucker, sometimes to mean incest, and sometimes just to sound awestruck. Fuck is like your pet word that you can fuck around with all the time—such is the non-reluctant conscience of the word—that it allows you use it because we always live up to the meaning of the word. You wake up in the morning and say “fuck it is morning”, afternoon: fuck he (she) didn’t call, evening: fuck he’s (she’s) hot, I don’t really know if fuck knows how fucking easy it has made life for people like “(f)u(k)s”.

But as the way life is–”every rose has its thorn”–it happens that Google doesn’t like F words. I say if comment spams can be dealt with, then my fucking posts should too be believed to be something more than just stupid fucks (Ah, I love how they always come to my rescue). I don’t even know what would I have done if these four letters of English language didn’t get together, and I owe a lot to the guy who decided to bring them together. I can’t be dysphemistic Google, I really can’t, and I can’t be so even in my day to day life, I don’t mix my emotions, I am as straight as the definition of line, it isn’t that I don’t care, but this is what works for me, and I rather would fuck with this.